Hoppers Review
Daniel Chong's film isn't just prescient, it's a gutting reminder of hope and togetherness.
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The Bride! Review
Reclamation, reinvigoration, rejuvenation… that is the song that Gyllenhaal’s The Bride sings.
SCREAM 7 Review: A Maximalist Nightmare
Scream 7 is a cynical, maximalist nightmare that sullies one of the most dependable horror franchises in history. Sid, Gale, The Core 4, the fans, and especially Melissa Barrera deserved better.
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (I'm Alive)
I'm not even sure where to begin.
No Resolutions, Only Resolve
Today marks six months of unemployment. Half a year without steady income; half a year on unemployment that only just covers my rent in this insanely expensive city; half a year chasing old contacts and discovering most of them, like myself, no longer have jobs; half a year scraping together
We Stop This Or It Gets Worse
Today, I offer no pop culture updates or lists. I come to you with a plea.
Top 10 Movies of 2025
If I had a week, I still wouldn't have enough time to list all of the ways that 2025 was terrible. You know what wasn't bad, though? Movies.
Steve Rogers Will Return... But Should He?
Listen. My dog's name is (Steve) Rogers. Still, I have mixed feelings about Steve returning to the fray.
The Disney OpenAI Deal Is Worse Than You Think
Story updated to include WGA's official statement on the deal. You can read The Animation Guild's full statement on bsky.
Today, Walt Disney Studios announced a deal with OpenAI to bring characters from across Disney's brands to Sora (OpenAI's video generation tool)
Media Consolidation, Tech 'Disruptors', and Winter Catch-Up, Oh My!
The week after Thanksgiving is always slightly unhinged as the last gasp of FYC events make the rounds ahead of awards season, and this one was no different. Every night of the week found itself packed with screenings and events. The screenings? Dismal! (More on that in a bit.) But
Tinselcolor: Holiday Soundtracks Live at CineVita is the Perfect Start to the Holiday Season
Have you ever heard of a Belgian speigeltent? I hadn't prior to heading to CineVita's Tinselcolor: Holiday Soundtracks Live show, and now it's the only way I want to watch live performances for the foreseeable future.
Thankful.
We're on the other side of Thanksgiving, the masses are punching each other over Black Friday deals, football's on the television (please don't talk to me about LaFleur's highway robbery and bullshit little wink, I've already crashed out twice), and
The Annual Catch-Up Meets Parasite(s)
It's that time of year when any member of a voting body scrambles to fit in everything we missed during the regular season. (Unless you're able to keep up with everything, at which point I'd like to know what it's like to be god's favorite child?)
It's All Happening (No Really, All At Once)
Evil men are dying, The Mummy is coming back with Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz, my newly installed security system is incessantly beeping and I am slowing losing myself to insanity... a lot is happening!